Football deficiency

Just when I think summer sports get to be a lot, I am reminded that after baseball begins football. I loathe football. I can't exactly tell you why. But almost everything about the sport really gives me the ickies. It probably started because I never did and still to this day don't know how to keep score. Pretty much all I've absorbed is that each team has 4 chances to make a 1st down. Then there's field goals, conversions (I don't know what those are)...My sisters, on the other hand, and even my mom, actually know quite a bit about football. When I was in high school I would sit in the stands and talk to my friends, or play in the pep band. I would only become aware of the game when the entire stadium was in an uproar. However, I love being outside in the fall, so I will definitely go to games as it's a great outing in the cool weather. Plus, if we get to go to Notre Dame this fall, I will take in every single second. But what annoys me most is the noise of TV football games. All the stupid commentators making assessments and analyzing every freakin move. All that static (because it's turned up so loud) gives me an instant headache. I would gladly clean the basement, organize my sock drawer or pay bills in order to avoid having to listen to TV football games. So...if any of you have a project on Sunday or Monday nights for the next few months, just give me a call. And as for baseball, keep it comin'. Hockey, swimming, cricket, whatever else; I'll take it.